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Excellent!

I’ve been tying to get “in as a hot dog and out as Orange firewater” into one of these, but it hasn't worked, too may syllables…

There once was a douche named Bert Breer
Who wanted to further his career
So he left Beantown
To not one frown
Now Crapsheet has joined up his rear

Andy said riling Fred with his racket,
“did ya take off your pants and jacket?”
While listening at lunch,
I was caught in mid-crunch,
my mouthful I almost did yak it!

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Ferreira sucks merry christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brilliant.

Come on Todd, give us your songs.

I once owned a Porsche Carrera
I don't want to be a Pall Bearer
I fell out of a tree
There was a monkey
By the name of Chris Ferreira.

Yes, i'm still not very good at this!

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Paul from London

http://www.twitter.com/patriotscpfc

As Fred Kirsch, the great philosopher once said:

"Did you have a thumb up her ass?"

I tried being nice to him, but today he acted like a beeatch.
here's a good one, not mine:

There once was a fellow O'Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic
said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!

ya i think you guys have pretty much covered all the material
here's all i got

there once was a catholic named erik
who got dittled by an old fat cleric
he claims he's not gay
even though he goes to church everyday
this contradiction makes andy hysteric

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Ferreira sucks merry christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Erik has the football I.Q. of a boob,
which is why they don’t put him on the tube.
Instead he'd ought exert
his wit where he’s expert
and should’ve stuck to writing about lube!

so long, Pete! If only you could've driven out Erik too!


Farewell to our old pal Pete the meat
who leaves behind a wide empty seat.
Far the best he had done
was to deliver us from
a caller in pajamas with feet!

And another one for Erik!

Although Erik is a kind loving soul
he does not like his lonely life’s role.
Wants to have kids someday,
but though try as he may,
babies just don’t come out of that hole!